Had I realised this would get so many people looking at it, I’d be updating every day.
But anyway, this is no longer about fanfiction, and rather my mibba.
Later.
Its called Haunted Steps
Mixed with the genius of XXSkittlesXX and melonjane and Bill. Fuck yeah its going to be awesome
The FULL summary:
Alice isn’t your ordinary person. She has a reasonably normal life. Friends, family, school, social status … apart from the dead boyfriend who haunts her every move. Not that she’s afraid, oh no. Far from it. To be honest, they have more conversations than when he was actually alive. Its that she gets annoyed when he decides to (literally) rain on her parade when another boy asks her out. And then a new group from down south turn up on Forks High’s doorstep. And her ghost is not a happy chappy.
And yes this was the story I mentioned earlier, but I asked if XXSkittlesXX wanted to collab and she said yes and this baby is growing very large.
M for later sexin’ and all the swearing.
Ohmygosh, this is going to fuckawesome. I know it.
Links:
XXSkittlesXX (its posted on her’s as well, so review on her’s as well)
melonjane (shamless advertising)
Check it out.
love,
melonjane
PS. Moments In The Sun was updated D: ohmy I’m actually doing something.
New story idea.
I’m not a happy person right now, but I am in love with the idea. Chapter posted this night because I really cannot be bothered waiting to finish anything else.
Moments In The Sun will be updated tonight. PROMISE.
Bad Things and Senior Skip Day might as well. Might being the operative word. And Hit the Road, maybe.
Now with the new story. Hmm, I think I will end up making it Alice/Jasper, because I love that pairing. Yep, that sounds nice.
Summary for … just a bit of it:
Alice isn’t your ordinary person. She has a reasonably normal life. Friends, family, school, social status … apart from the dead boyfriend who haunts her every move. Not that she’s afraid, oh no. Far from it. To be honest, they have more conversations than when he was actually alive. Its that she gets annoyed when he decides to (literally) rain on her parade when another boy asks her out. And then a new group from down south turn up on Forks High’s doorstep. And her ghost is not a happy chappy.
Ho yeah, dead-boyfriend-stalker-haunting-man meets alive-southern-gentleman. Oh, its on.
Yes, so I’m going to cringe as I post this later on.
That is all for now.
I have a new story up, and I shall never learn.
Its called ‘Hit the Road.’
Normal pairings, blah blah blah … but kind of follows the Little Miss Sunshine storyline.
Edward is on the vow of silence. Emmett smokes too much pot [but doesn't because I can't kill him off]. Jasper had a failed suicide. Rosalie has sex on the brain. Bella has a diary. Alice is trying to keep the peace and sort herself out. Cynthia is the contestant in the beauty pageant.
Yes, I am keeping the yellow Volkswagen bus because I want one in yellow and its awesome. And the movie does kind of rotate around the bus.
I’ve extended the actual trip in the story to a month. Mmm … let’s see how well that goes.
Normal pairings as I said before, just … very different ways as to how they get together.
Its M because there is a lot of swearing, but might also be some sexin’ in there.
Read and REVIEW if you do happen to read it. Please. This story is like a mood-booster for me at the moment.
And I posted a new poem on Deviantart. Unsent love note is what its called … I think. Can’t remember.
But that’s all for now.
ex’s and oh’s
melonjane.
Hello, hello!
Bad Things is up. Just an on again, off again story. Dunno. Depends on how much love it gets.
Uhh, the summary is actually from the song ‘Bad Things‘ by Jac Everett. I love that song.
Hmm, quick insight into next chapter:
“Hello?”
“Jazz? Where are you?”
“At a hotel,” I lied through my teeth, keeping my eyes on the girl sitting next to me.
“Why? Are you with someone? Jasper!”
“I had to sleep off the alcohol I had. I couldn’t come home like that. And no, I am not with anybody,” I lied again. I’m with somebody who gives a damn about me.
Well, yeah. Next chapter kind of but not really.
Most stories are on hold while I have to finish school work. Dead serious. I have a LAN test coming up soon, three or four projects due plus parents/teacher/student interviews. I have to be on my best behaviour.
So until that is all over, I won’t be updating.
Sorry again!
melonjane
[PS. new blog. superstitiousofas.wordpress.com. check it out and comment. its about anything and everything and nothing in particular. send in thoughts and opinions.]
Hey,
Just letting whoever reads this know that 45-midnight is taking a brief hiatus in regards to other shit happening around me.
But, to make it up that little bit, I’m opening a new story [I am so stupid]. Jasper/Alice, A/U, A/H, the usual crap. I think I’m going to call it ‘Bad Things‘. Yeah, that sounds fairly awesome to me at this moment.
And I think that will be a focus until I sort everything out.
Sorry,
melonjane
Just when I think the world was stupid enough, a lot more bullshit comes out.
This bloody article made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair: Is Robert Pattinson romancing both his co-stars?
Come on? Are you being honestly serious with me? Hellooo people, Kristen Stewart has said on many occasions that she has a boyfriend and I’m fairly sure that Nikki Reed once said she has one as well.
Hmmm … I understand the job of paparazzi and their sites, is to make up bullshit so people buy magazines and stuff, but come on! Leave the guy alone! All he is trying to do is make some bloody money by starring in movies that may become cult hits [don't deny it, Twilight has a cult now. It is no longer a fan-base.]
Anyway, after me laughing so hard at that, I may have to double post tonight.
Regards,
-melonjane
Helloooo people.
This blog has been getting a ton of hits. I’m kind of pleased about that …
Um, writing away, as always, and to read what’s going on, look below. Sorry, but it will just be a repeat unless I finally post something up.
And now for something completely different
No, I am not wearing my pink cowboy hat. A ‘sensible drinking helmet’. Long story. Anyway, a dear friend of mine [who I went away to Wallaroo with] and I have very long discussions of absolutely nothing at all, but we are very critical. Very. And I had a strange thought the other night about starting a podcast. That is, if I can convince her …
We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating
I love Monty Python. Sue me.
I shall be off to write, and eat, and sleep, and … live. Goodnight [orly?] or afternoon or morning, wherever you are and reading this.
-melonjane
[PS. I may double post today if I post something up on fanfiction. Kthanksbye!]
Hello people.
Sorry for the massive delay in posts [two weeks to be exact], but I’ve been beyond busy [away in Wallaroo, homework, cleaning ... etc, etc, etc]. I am slowly getting chapters written, and it is taking a long time. I have almost three more story ideas that are on hold while I finish a lot, plus one-shots and other stuff in the mix, I have school next week [no more holidays!!!]. But I do seem to get more done during school over the holidays.
Story-time
-45 to midnight: its amazing. Reviews are streaming in now. I am content and working hard to make the next chapter awesome. I have some news as well. I am no longer switching POVs in this, because I am making an outtakes story. That will have a lot of stuff. When I get around to posting it, you will have to read it [no I am not advertising it ... much]. There is a lot of ‘behind-the-scenes’ stuff in this story, and it is crucial to know what’s going on … plus lots of pairing fluff and lemons and all that goodness. The chapters in 45 to midnight that have switched POVs will stay like that because I don’t want to lose … reviews, to be blunt.
-Senior Skip Day- this is under demand. Seriously. I am getting around to it, and changed my mind again, straight Jasper POV story. Chapter soon.
-Moments In The Sun- I had my dear friend hammering me about this. New chapter soon.
- On September 13th, 1987 – staying as a one-shot. Sorry. I may update but highly unlikely.
- Questions – err, yes, there will be some more soon, thanks to the trip to Wallaroo and the unhealthy amount of time I spent with my friend, I have a lot of questions and answers.
- Outsiders One-shot – soon. That’s all I can say.
- Rosalie Stories – there are two in the works. One is based in highschool, another when she is a bit older. Completely different. They will be posted once … Senior Skip Day is complete. Promise.
-New Story- this is going to be a massive challenge for me, because I am only going to post it once everything else is finished. Still Twilight-A/H-A/U-normal pairings but it will be strange. Some ‘research’ will go into it … I’ll say more later.
-Mist- abandoned for the moment and will be taken down. I have a new story going up instead.
Art is a blast!
Deviantart is not at the top of my ‘To-Do List’ but I do post crap up there from time to time.
And now for something completely different
I have a pink cowboy hat. Dead serious … its even fluffy.
We interupt this program to annoy you, and make things generally irritating
I love Monty Python. Sue me.
I shall be off to write, and eat, and sleep, and … live. Goodnight [orly?] or afternoon or morning, wherever you are and reading this.
-melonjane
Hola!
I have returned with some terrible news … fanfiction is down, along with fictionpress. And yes, people will probably have been notified before me [har har, I'm so slow ...] but I can’t upload a freaking thing now!!! Gah!!!
Also, I think I might have to put a warning up here, because I do swear … a far bit. So excuse the coarse language. Please and thankyou.
In other news, I have a new own story, using my Talbot and Maria pairing, naturally. If I can access fictionpress in the next few hours, I shall post it, if not, well its going to collect virtual dust in the corner of my computer.
I’m super dooper tired and pissed right now, so to read updates on other stories, look below. It will help, trust me.
Also to some girl on fanfiction, who added Crash, Bang, Boom to her story alert, I hate to disappoint you, but that’s been discontinued, and may not be continued at all because Naruto ain’t as great as it used to be. So, sorry, but thank you anyway.
Well, I’m off to sort out some problems and write and laugh and sing [not really].
Night y’all.
melonjane
